Monday, 30 November 2009

Drum Roll Please...My First Blog!

Hello my fair bloggers and weirdos and other such people,

This is my first ever blog...wipiee!! Few things about me, I'm a girl, my name is Willow and I would like to bless you with some of my weirdness. I tend to have lots of ideas and brainwaves and I think it's healthy to express these things and touch people (pervy way intended). Oh, and I want to touch people with my knowledge and wisdom...maybe...sometimes.

Hmm some other points. I AM dyslexic, not severe but it involves a LOT of spelling mistakes and incorrect grammer bla bla bla so if you leave me messages going "Ha you fuckin suck you can't even spell" etc, I will only agree with you...and possibly call you some names but still will agree with you so don't bother...dude.

I live in London and it's kinda shitty and cold but I couldn't live anywhere else, it's home, the Kansas to my Dorothy.

I am currently in a long term relationship with a woman...yes a woman, get over it. I suppose she's my Toto. Except I don't have sex with my pets, that's wrong...well in the UK it is. So I guess I will be blogging about lesbiany type things as well, so you might enjoy reading if you're gay/bi etc. But you might also enjoy reading if your straight, it might give you another perspective but I'm sure you can ALL relate, all bloody relationships are all the same in the end.

I'm gonna wrap it up for today's blog, don't wanna give it allll away now, gotta leave some mystery!!

Goodnight Darlings

As my uncle always says..."Be good, and if you can't be good then be...." shit I've forgotten what he says!

Just be good ok!?

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